- Dan: "I'm going to fart right on this snail. Two snails with one fart!"
- Dan: "Right in his face. Right in his stupid goblin face."
- Phil: "The more I learn about you, Dan, the more, the more, like, I feel like it would be just an absolute treat to date you."
- Tim: "Is there any sharting involved in this game? Is that like a, is that like throwing a hadouken?"
- Dan: "Why can you jump on a ghost?"
- Joe: "I wish people could see the dumbass grin on Dan's face right now."
- Joe: "Aww man, your feather duster's gonna get all soggy."
Normy's Beach Babe-O-Rama:
- Joe: "What? WHAT? Let go of my head! You son of a bitch!"
- Tim: "This plays like ass."
- Dan: "I'm going to pitch this as a Super Replay."
Tim and Joe discuss proper torture etiquette; clip of a Mortal Kombat fight with Joe's mumbling replacing some of Raiden/Rayden's voice samples; picture of John Hammond while Tim says "Oh, I'm a T. rex" in a falsetto.
- Replay: Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure at Game Informer
- Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure at Wikipedia
- Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure at GameSpot
- Normy's Beach Babe-O-Rama at Wikipedia
- Normy's Beach Babe-O-Rama at GameSpot